[Chorus]
Sexting
It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye
AT&T
[Verse 1]
I am in bed I am ready to go with you
Tonight I’m thinking of taking it slow
We’ll use emojis only
We don’t need phonetical diction
We’ll talk dirty like we’re ancient Egyptians
[Verse 2]
You send me a peach
I send a carrot back
You send a Ferris wheel
That’s pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel’s your body
And I’d really love admission to it
Oh no!
What if now you think that I’m implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel?
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted
(Thank god)
[Chorus]
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Aye, aye
AT&T
[Verse 3]
No more emojis, now it’s on to words
I ask what you’re wearing. You reply, “A shirt”
You say, “Are you naked?”
I say, “Yeah, except for a top hat”
You say, “lmao” but I doubt that
[Verse 4]
I’m getting hot at just the thought of what I’d do to you
Cause in my head I’m in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these
I love you, baby
Send a picture of your tits, please
[Chorus]
Sexting (Whoa)
It isn’t sex is the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Aye, aye (We are Sexting)
AT&T
[Verse 5]
You send the pic and say it’s now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn
My phone’s flash is my only light and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from eraserhead
You say, “I sent my titties that’s not fair”
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
[Outro]
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy)
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties)
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
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