I’m a shade tree mechanic, got a one-ton truck
I drink a thirty-pack a day ’cause I’m country as fuck
Call me Lil Nas, call me Tim McGraw
Not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall
I go to Piggly Wiggly, call out on my CB
Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit
Only got one hat, if you touch it then you die
Unless you’re blonde, you can dance and cinch a hogtie
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
If I don’t catch a check I’m gonna sell my wife’s gun
‘Cause I’m country, livin’ it up
So dang country, you ain’t country enough
Make my own definition, beat the system
‘Bout to start a new religion
Call it country, country as fuck
Oh, NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
Ridin’ mower, landowner, ’83 Texoma
I was drivin’ tractors before it got sexy
Real cowboys don’t rock to Kenny Chesney
Catfishin’, skinny dippin’, bonfires, big tires
Willie Nelson, candy meltin’ summer sun, shootin’ guns
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
I ain’t gotta sell my soul, if I want it then I grab it
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
I’m about to cash a check, buy a Yeti from a plug
I’m country, livin’ it up
So dang country, you ain’t country enough
Make my own definition, beat the system
‘Bout to start a new religion
Call it country, country as fuck
I’m country as fuck, I make my own definition
Start a new religion, beat the system
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
If you bump into me I’ma always say sorry
Candy-painted Harley, beer pong at the party
All the girls are wild, yeah, country girls are naughty
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
I’m country, livin’ it up
So dang country, you ain’t country enough
Make my own definition, beat the system
‘Bout to start a new religion
Call it country
I’m country, country as fuck
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