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Will Wood - The Main Character Lyrics


Will Wood - The Main Character Lyrics

I’m that first person they talk about in all the books

I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look

Control the narrative reliably, it’s all about me

And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don’t do it by it


And I’m holding myself hostage

Stockholm lost its looks for justice

And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do

Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this

Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground

‘Cause if you shake your fists at snakes and grass, it looks like punching down


So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being

I mean imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene

I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don’t come at me

I’m the main character and you have to like me


So I loot plot armor from NPC’s

It’s all they are for me

Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats; it's all XP

Look in the sky, it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s superego!

Underdog you cheer for

And villains are everywhere, that’s how I know that I’m the hero!

So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache

Snidely whiplash Boris Badenov, ignoring me’s bad enough

Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling

Daleks in high collars monologue

And I outsmart them with a raygun and a tweet


So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being

I mean imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene

I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don’t come at me

I’m the main character and you have to like me


Judge me by what my cover shows, the author’s now beyond reproach

You don’t know the prose or if the spine is still intact

Like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton

And then bolden my demand to live by alternative facts


So her majesty says the Royal We demand a standard of loyalty

An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots

The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine

And Siemens made the Zyklon B but we all still get the flu

We all do what we need to to get through, it’s nothing new

But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you


So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being

I mean imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme

I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don’t come at me

I’m the main character and you have to like me

 


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