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Garfunkel & Oates - The BJ Song Lyrics

Garfunkel & Oates - The BJ Song Lyrics

Garfunkel & Oates - The BJ Song Lyrics

 {Verse 1}

I've been down here such a long, long time

My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view

I've been working hard here, not sure what else to do

Maybe I'll try eye contact...

Nope, no eye contact, I feel like a creep

Maybe it'll be over soon and I can go to--

Ooh, I just chagged, I hate cha--

I did it again


Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth?

So avant-garde, what a pioneer

God, I don't know anything about the history of women

If a hipster cums on someone's face

Does he make it in a figure-eight like little cum-glasses?

Pearl vision


{Chorus}

I wanna make you feel good

And stopping now would feel kind of wrong

I wanna make you feel good

But only if it doesn't take too long


{Verse 2}

What should I do? My mouth is so dry

Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry?

If my dad saw me now, I would feel so bad

Oh my God, stop thinking about my dad!


The length of time down here I'm willing to do

Is directly proportional to how much I like you

I feel like you should know that, and hurry up

'Cause guess what? I don't like you that much

Or maybe I do

Who are you?


I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing

I can't be down here any longer with not knowing

You got one of those dicks that I can't seem to place

I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face

Oh! It's Derek!


{Chorus}

I wanna make you feel good

And stopping now would feel kind of wrong

I wanna make you feel good

But only if it doesn't take too long


{Verse 3}

Wait, what's that sound?

It's silence!


I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time

Is this the first time I've stopped talking in, like, two years?

Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty?

Am I always like (gibberish)

So I don't have to face my fears?


Do I really need a dick in my mouth to stop talking?

Don't I ever shut the fuck up?

God, I'm so sick of myself

I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much

Am I scared of si--


{Outro}

Yes, he's cumming!

Yes, he's cumming!

Yes, he's cumming!

Yes, he's cumming!

Whoa, he's cumming



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